Well, not really, but it sounds good.
I was on the phone today with a company that makes clothes for people who work outdoors. Their clothing promises to be both comfortable to move in, yet tough and durable. I explained that I am a (amateur) photographer who has been known to climb into bushes, scrape up against rough walls and kneel down in muck to get the shot that I want. Often while walking two dogs. And I needed a pair of pants that would stand up to all that.
This photo is a case in point. I was squeezed between a bush that was taller than I am and a rough old brick wall, all the while holding on to the the dogs’ leads. They weren’t crazy enough to try to follow me into the small space. But they waited patiently.

Don’t know about the pants yet. I’ll see when they arrive.